I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem

I just have something in my eye.
Like a twig, you know, or a branch

Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner

The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. ~Helen Rowland

Perks of being a girl; I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners.

If being a ‘bitch’ is what it takes to make my point clear, then I guess that’s what I’ll have to be.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ~Roseanne Barr

Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try and give their best qualities to men - bring them softness, teach them how to cry. ~Joan Baez, “Sexism Seen but not Heard,” Los Angeles Times, 1974

To tell a woman everything she may not do is to tell her what she can do. ~Spanish Proverb

Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn’t, too. ~Will Rogers

A woman is like a tea bag. It’s only when she’s in hot water that you realize how strong she is. ~Attributed to both Eleanor Roosevelt and Carl Sandburg

The most common way people give up their power
is by thinking they don’t have any. ~ Alice Walker ~

The best index to a person’s character is
a) how he treats people who can’t do him any good and
b) how he treats people who can’t fight back. ~ Abigail Van Buren ~